I'm a full time Joomla developer and I've got work coming out of my hidyhole!
If you are new(ish) to web development and you would like to learn from me then I want to hear from you.

What you WILL get.
As much of my knowledge as you can handle
Constant remote contact from me.
Exposure to high level jobs
Kick start into your own career.
Paid according to your experience.

What you WON'T get.
High level of pay.
A nice office with a view (you will work remotely just like I do).

Who I need.
Someone who is SMART, and willing to learn.
Basically a Sponge.
High level of English, both written and spoken.
Loves technology and computers.
Loves learning.

What kinda work you will be doing.
You will be doing the "leg" work on my projects.
Finding the right components.
Filling in content.
Getting images.
Creating base concepts.
Eventually making basic sites.

Wanna know more... well before you do, hear this. I don't want someone whom I have to spoonfeed. This is your opportunity to get a kickstart into your career. I won't expect that you will stay with me forever, so USE me and suck me for all I'm worth, whilst I pay you a low wage to help me with my excess of work.

Email (NOT PM) me with not more than 250 words (I'll be counting) on why you are NOT the average NEWBIE.

If you can't find a way to email me then you fail at the first post.